Popcorn is O-V-E-R-R-A-T-E-D and so are CREEPY STALKER BOYS

No, seriously, it is. I mean, come o n. Every t i m e you go to a m o v i e, what do you do? BUY. GODDAMN. POPCORN. So what if it's cheesy or buttery or salty or vinegar-y or caramel or cotton candy (It's possible~!) or d-i-p-p-e-d in Nerds (It's possible too! According to Merm anyway...)?! It doesn't change the fact that: IT IS STILL POPCORN. I mean, what's so great about popcorn? It makes your throat dry, you get sticky fingers, and it gets stuck in your teeth! Ew. So why not buy something else? Like nachos and cheese (which are SO good by the way), Skittels (Taste the rainbow!), or even a Cinnamon Bun (And they do have those and pretzels! Just saying :D ) So yes, popcorn is overrated. And by overrated I mean used too much, just too standard, and just too blah. In fact, in the List of Terribly Overrated Things, popcorn and creepy stalker boys are included. And that brings me to the second point.

Creepy stalkers are creepy. And they're especially creepy if they look like Nick Campanella. :)Okay, so let's say this "Nick" was a strange and spazzy little boy. And let's say he wasn't the only one. For example, there's always my brother and... and other people to think about. Soon, you'd have a whole A R M Y of creepy stalkers! And soon they'd spread worldwide and even include girls! I shudder to think. >A<

However, I'll make an exception. I like stalkers. Those that aren't creepy, I mean. Yeah, the ones that don't kill you in your sleep either. Or kill you anywhere as a matter of fact :] Because these stalkers that I like are NOT overrated, thank you. :D For example, creepers/stalkers that I will accept are those that are just amazing like that. They have a glow. And if they have that glow, you'll know they won't kill you in your sleep. :) For example, a few favorite stalkers of mine include Popsicle, Ivi-Wifuu, Vic, Lills, and (name other person who stalker-fies me!).

So, dear little children, I hope you've learned a valuable lesson. Lessons, actually. Popcorn is overrated, so choose something else at the movies; Creepy stalkers are creepy especially if they even bear ANY resembles to Nick; And choose your stalkers wisely. :D

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Peace, love, beam, and boom!
Kai <3>