Forced by a Merm.... :D

Well, not exactly forced, you see. More like... coerced. Forced. Coerced. Forced. THEY RHYME :D So it's really close enough, I guess. But to be honest, this isn't my first blog here :O More like... MY THIRD MAYBE? I just happened to forget my passwords... and etcetera. And honestly, I'm really bad at this whole "write about yourself"/"write your feelings on any topic". This is why I keep a journal. Not a blog, since honestly, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE STALKING CREEPERS OUT THERE? -counts heads- That's what I thought. *nods* JAY-KAY, GUYS. :D



Anyway, blog numero uno shall be about the ever-so-wonderfully interesting Merm :)

(And if you can't get it, it's obviously fiction. Really. Or more of a speech. Because I'm just so Congress-pro like that :D JAY-KAY.)



Fellow Senators, I stand before you today to URGE you to vote in the affirmation of being friends with Merm. My three contentions why this bill should be affirmed is because: 1) Merm is simply amazing and everyone loves simply amazing people and are you not one of everyone?; 2) I clearly approve, which means that you do as well :) ; 3) Merm is tall and tall people are cool :) [Even if it is kinda hard to hug them properly :( ].



My first contention is that Merm is simply amazing and everyone loves simply amazing people and are you not one of everyone? Thus it is simply, COMMON SENSE to like Merm. In fact, my source, dictionary.com, states that amazing means "causing great surprise or sudden wonder". And trust me, this Merm of ours is very good at this. In fact, I have evidence from today at about 7:59 AM. Merm was just simply so amazing he called me and said that we were late to debate. It turned out, that this was false, but still, the point remains that he did in fact cause great surprise or sudden wonder. The fact remains that Merm is amazing. And honestly, he is just so amazing I have no other words to speak on this contention. My point has been proven.



My second contention is that I clearly approve, which clearly means that you do as well. Being Asian, I am naturally right majority percentage of the time (except for at math), but this speech to affirm this bill has nothing to do with math, which means I am quite correct. Also, seeing how Merm is amazing, what other reason is there not to affirm this bill?



My third and final contention is that Merm is tall. Everyone likes tall people correct? True it is harder to hug them, in my opinion, but when you look at a typical girl-boy pair. The boy is tall. Merm is tall. Perfect. Also, tall people can help you reach for high things that short people cannot reach for which makes them extremely helpful. Everyone loves a helpful person too, correct? In fact, according to a pie chart, more couples that were together were tall in order to produce a tall child according to "The Statistics of Kaitlin Li: Asian Extraordinaire".



I conclude that my fellow Senators, you should affirm this bill for the reasons simply being Merm is amazing, Merm is tall, and I am correct. Thank you. I now stand open for cross examination and further points of clarification.

LIKE MY SPEECH GUYS? Yeaaahh, that's what I thought too :P LOL It's like, almost, almost, ALMOST, a guaranteed fact that I can't write about myself or anything, actually, to save my life. SEE? EVEN THE STALK-CREEPERS IN THE CORNER ARE SLEEPING. LOL But yeah, this was my ever so wonderful speech on the ever so wonderful Merm. I HOPE YOU ACTUALLY ENJOYED SOME FRACTION OF IT, MERM?! Kthnx. A-AND SORRY IF MY COLORS BLINDED YOU!!! :) Because they were totally not meant to do that. >w

Peace, love, beam, and boom,
Kai~ <3